Dear Doctor Iron,
Hi doctor I just wanted say that ive been a fan for a long time. Secondly and perhaps more importantly I have a question for you. Recently Ive started becomming attracted to others of the opposite sex, this usually ends up as me touching myself in the middle of class or wherever I happen to be (the park, rollercoasters, church, class, public pools, public showers, bathrooms, behind shrubs, in class some more) which has been quite embarassing in the past. Please Dr. Iron fix my life!