Ask Doctor Iron

hey,
first time caller long time listener.  no, wait, first time poster long time troller...kinda!

so uhh, you smell that?

err no wait, thats not the question.  uhh... can i eat that?

no wait.  that's not it either.

uhh...

so, why do birds suddenly appear anytime you are near?

is it cause - just like me, they long to be close to you?

sorry, all that talk of grapes and lemon pies and wiping front to back got me hungry or angry or angsty.  something odd, do you feel that?  so, you gonna eat that?  im gonna eat that.  what is that smell?  <looks for stinky Ormus feet>



/wink
Baliel

hey,
first time caller long time listener.   no, wait, first time poster long time troller...kinda!

so uhh, you smell that?

err no wait, thats not the question.   uhh... can i eat that?

no wait.  that's not it either.

uhh...

so, why do birds suddenly appear anytime you are near?

is it cause - just like me, they long to be close to you?

sorry, all that talk of grapes and lemon pies and wiping front to back got me hungry or angry or angsty.  something odd, do you feel that?  so, you gonna eat that?  im gonna eat that.  what is that smell?  <looks for stinky Ormus feet>



/wink
Baliel

Dear Baliel,

My answer, is Yes.

I think.

<looks for stinky Ormus feet>

Sighs.

Dear Doctor Ironlung,

  I am going to New Jersey in a month to spend time with a girl for a few weeks.  This girl likes line dancing (something to do with country music and high dexterity movements), listening to Brad Paisley (some country music singer), plays on Broadway, anything to do with Joss Wheden (Buffy, Angel, Firefly/Serenity, Dollhouse, upcommiing Avengers movie, etc.), cooking/baking, grocery shopping, and reading books.

    As you are the utmost pro at picking up and dating women, what would you suggest I do?

  Sincerely,

  Mordechai, aka Ronda

Dear Doctor Ironlung.

What does one do when stabbed in the face with a knife.

Sean.

(p.s.  I would guess keep you alive.)

Dear Dr. Iron

I recently took a trip to mexico with some friends. They decided to play a trick on me and slip some drug that made me black out one of the nights I was there. Now it burns when i pee and and theres a tatoo of Bill Nye the Science Guy on on my right butt cheek. What should I do?

this made me lol.